Total Medals Earned: 81 (From 13 different games.) Total Medal Score: 665 Points
Medals Earned: 11/32 (110/500 points)
Death snagged you so young!
Yogurt.
He hid for two hours you selfish jerk!
Obeezy likes basketball, whoda thunk it?
Science is bad, M'kay?
But you ain't messing with no broke.. nibroke ;)
This was hilarious to animate :)
Obviously she's a keeper!
Imma firin mah lazor!!!
"Dr. Who" They name you, "His life, so bizarre."
If I weren't legally obliged, I'd go nude too.
Whoops! I hope you like wrinkles!
TFey and ABee come 2 save the Dee!
Because bragging gets you nowhere.
Daredevil ain't got nothin' on you.
Oprah, Ellen, and Maury!? You lucky sonovagun!
Rambo is quite the prankster!
Check out any of the external links
Backstabbing yourself, low blow man.
Time paid life's bill.
Your sister figures out love the hard way.
A WILD CatFight ensues!
Everything dies and it's all your fault.
No dead bunnies or kittens... for now.
Like OMG, Totes jelly.
Keep Rollin Rollin Rollin Rollin WHAT
A classic for bidding!
You're a flying transgender mutant! SUCCESS!!!!!
You pissed off Dr. Phil. Gj bro.
You become Saint Awesome!
You shake hands with the Almighty himself!
You found all 29 different endings!
Medals Earned: 3/12 (15/330 points)
Take candy from a baby
Win a cockfight
Lose the game
Press the scam button
Listen to a voicemail
Buy a dancing frog
Change your desktop background
Upgrade the cosmetics tab
Get 30 points in Flappy Butterfly
Pay 5 weeks worth of rent
Pay 8 weeks worth of rent
Unlock hidden files
Medals Earned: 5/13 (55/605 points)
Run over a pedestrian
Drink a beer!
Drink a coffee
Crash into another vehicle
Score 1,000 points
Run over 5 pedestrians in one game
Run over 10 pedestrians in one game
Run over 20 pedestrians in one game
Drink 7 beers in one game
Drink 15 beers in one game
Drink 5 coffees in one game
Score 10,000 points
Score 100,000 points